Thursday, March 22, 2012

Thursday

Winning isn't what I'm here to do.

Winning isn't my objective.

Winning isn't my goal.

Winning isn't my plan   
            
Today,  reason to celebrate. 
Dinner with friends, the grill will be turned on.
I will dance like no one is watching.
Sing like I don't care and bask in the
sunshine of today and be thankful,
for today, nothing more and nothing less.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

A Tragic Comedy: Chase Bank VS. Michelle in Aurora Colorado


I would put a legal disclaimer in here, but you know what...10 months is a long time, and I'm going to get very loud, and I won't apologize for it.  Enough.  So, "ta Da" here is 9 minutes and 46 seconds of some some of the highlights, lowlights, creative tweeking, and more truth than one would like to admit. Enjoy! (She shakes her head, seriously I couldn't make this crap up if I tried!) You might want to pause the ars kicking music at the bottom of the screen, so you can hear the movie! :)

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Flipping HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!

THE SHELL GAME                                           

I actually wanted to go with Preveracator.  Meaning: 
pre·var·i·cat·ed  pre·var·i·cat·ing

Definition of PREVARICATE

intransitive verb
: to deviate from the truth : equivocate
— pre·var·i·ca·tion noun
— pre·var·i·ca·tor noun

Examples of PREVARICATE

  1. Government officials prevaricated about the real costs of the project.
  2. <during the hearings the witness was willing to prevaricate in order to protect his business>
But, alas "SHELL GAME" just summed up everything so nicely that it was just a no brainer really, catchy too, kinda just jumps out at you, I also considered, "I'm Your Huckleberry" but alas that would be too confrontational, meanwhile...back at the ranch.

So, now the publisher and I are on a deadline, and as some of you know I'm racing against the clock on quite a few fronts, but as long as I have my health I will continue to keep going! :)  GodSpeed!! (she laughs wildly as she hits publish from her keyboard)

THE BEST IS YET TO BE. THE BEST IS YET TO BE. THE BEST IS YET TO BE.

Monday, March 19, 2012

The Circus Will Eventually Leave Town SMH

You ever feel like your life is a circus and it is being run by clowns? It is Monday morning and I just got off the phone with another interesting and special event...so although it would be great to imagine that the clown involved in all of this were a jolly, happy, friendly and funny clown, I'm well aware that the clown running the show is a bit more like Stephen King's IT, and not Bozo.  One day this circus will pack up and leave town...until then I laugh in the gaps. Warped as it may sound, this is all just adding to a book. Unbelievable. smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh smh

Friday, March 16, 2012

Fortune Favors The Bold

Last night this I received an email from Andre', and like that (she snaps her fingers) all was well with the world!  It is with great joy that I share this with you all today, Andre' asked his now finance' to marry him, at the Eiffel tower, in the most romantic city in the world, Paris on Valentine's Day.  I was able to make this booksafe with his custom message in it, and here are the pictures!  How lucky am I? He reminded me that "Fortune favors the Bold" and this quote, along with these pictures are now above my computer on my imagine board.  I know that times are tough, people are angry, the mortgage crisis has landed on my front door step, and all the other litigations which shall remain nameless, but here I am, getting through.  Andre' is a reminder that there is still good in the world, Thank you, Andre' my friend a world away, you have once again reminded me why we are all here, and to not lose hope.

Today the world is a much better place.  Wishing you all a wonderful weekend, and may Hope find you.

All my best,
Michelle

Thursday, March 15, 2012

DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH

  Odds are if you have to ask the question, then you probably already know the answer. To all the sociopaths out there this is the message to you.

When your EGO gets in the way, that is when you mess up, for everything you say that you have or do not have, I have a piece of evidence...documentation that states otherwise. tisk tisk tisk  This is going to get very fun, looks like you HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT.  CHASE I like your new motto "We are Too Big To Fail" I think about other "groups" in our not too far off past that felt the same. Interesting and Special are the words of the day.  No one likes a sqweeky wheel....Ready....Set.....

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

The Waiting Game

The waiting game.  Here I am, it's Wednesday March 14, 2012 and I'm playing one heak of a waiting game. All of which leads me to the conclusion that time is running out.  However, I just got off the phone with a publisher, who is extremely interested in my manuscript.  Surprised is probably the word of the week.

Am I surprised that Chase still refuses to talk to me? NOPE
Am I surprised that alimony checks have stopped?  NOPE
Am I surprised that my soon to be ex bought a Porsche during a divorce? NOPE
Am I surprised Etsy shut down my shop? NOPE
Am I surprised that I have needed three lawyers during this divorce? NOPE
Am I surprised that the banks passed their Stress Tests? NOPE
Am I surprised that "Integrity" is the second word in Chase's Code Of Conduct? NOPE
Am I surprised that somehow I have developed a very warped sense of humor? NOPE

I am however surprised at the great amount that I have learned over this past 10 months, and I can't wait to publish it, it of course will be fiction...No One Will Ever Believe that ONE person could be in the middle of such a complicated mess, but here I am!  It will knock your socks off!  Meanwhile, I have interviews set up, and just plugging along  :)

What is the best Revenge?  Being happy. What is Second best? Writing it all down.  :)  Off to give baths to the pups, its a balmy 75degrees here in Denver.  It is true, it is darkest before the dawn...I will soak up the sunshine today...and hoping that all of you out there can enjoy your day!!